Varian Miller is a recurring character in Stuck With the Millers. He is an ancestor of the Miller family.

 Character Info:

Varian is an ancestor of the Miller family, living in the 1500's. Despite not being alive in the present day, David and Greg often time travel to the 1500's to see the lives of both Varian, and his will-be wife, Cassandra. He is a highly intelligent alchemist who saved Corona (and his father) from the highly deadly black rocks that invaded Corona. At first, he had no concern for Corona and was planning to betray it, but he later came to his senses and saved the day with help from Rapunzel and Eugene...eventually. At 15 in the year of 1500, he has a huge crush on Cassandra, which will later turn into a relationship after he saved her from Zhan Tiri's manipulation. He gets stuck in present time in "Stuck in Present Time" and was quite confused and became quite naive about living in 2020.


Varian, like the rest of the Millers, is super smart. He's a skilled alchemist who usually uses his knowledge for good. Despite that, he can be very manipulative and is willing to plot revenge on those who have wronged him. He is also very remorseful, as he felt incredibly bad about almost turning his back on Corona. Despite not really getting to know his descendants in the year of 2020, he deeply cares about them and supports Robert, Greg, and David the most. He can also be very flirtatious and romantic with Cassandra, who sometimes rejects his offers, until their big wedding day.

Episode Appearances:

  1. The Alchemist meet the Scientists
  2. David's 6th Birthday
  3. A Time Travel Fiasco!
  4. Stuck With the Genderbent Millers (as Varia)
  5. Stuck in Present Time
  6. A Corona Virus
  7. Zhan Tiri's Therapist
  8. A Miller's Halloween
  9. A Miller's Christmas
  10. Varsandra's Wedding
  11. A Life of Varsandra
  12. A New Baby
  13. Stuck in Present Time...again
  14. Trapped in 1502!
  15. Zhan Tiri Turns Nice
  16. So Random! is Cancelled
  17. David and Hugh's Team Up


  • His stories originate from Disney Channel's Tangled: The Series.
  • He hates Mandee and Jackie due to how they treat Robert for being gay.
  • Despite much of his time not accepting LGBT rights, Varian supports both Robert and Riley.
  • He is a big fan of Robert's cooking due to not having great food in 1500.
  • He's somewhat less fortunate in his time and slept in the living room with Cassandra in "Stuck in Present Time."
  • He's very similar to David and Greg.
  • His father got trapped in an amber substance, which made Varian grow incredibly mad when Rapunzel and Eugene refused to help him.
  • He doesn't believe in magic, which shocks Foop in "David's 6th Birthday."
  • He is talented at singing, despite not singing much.
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