Varsandra's Wedding is the 20th episode of Stuck With the Millers.
Next episode: David's Choice
Varian and Cassandra get married in the year of 1505 and David, Greg, Riley, and Robert appear as the special guests!
In a summer day in 1505, Varian and Cassandra were getting ready for their big wedding day.
Varian: Looks like we’re all set!
Cassandra: This will be a great wedding!
Just then, Rapunzel and Eugene went up to Varian and Cassandra.
Rapunzel: Cass, I know you and Varian are getting married. And I’m sorry we can’t make it to yours…
Cassandra: Why not?
Eugene: Cause it’s finally my big wedding day with Rapunzel!
Rapunzel: Yep! Then tomorrow’s the coronation, where I’ll be crowned queen!
Varian: So you two can’t make it. That’s just great!
Cassandra: Surely everyone else we invited will make it…
Varian: Unfortunately, no. My dad had to travel overseas to make some deals with a foreign land. Lance and Shorty are planning to attend your wedding, Rapunzel. Angry and Red are planning the heist of the century, Adira’s traveled to the dark kingdom, and I dropped that awful Andrew a long time ago.
Cassandra: Great! Now what are we going to do?
Rapunzel: Lance and Shorty are coming?! Eugene, you didn’t tell me that!
Eugene: What? I had to invite them, of course.
Varian: Well, no worries. We’ll get plenty of guests! Isn’t that right, mi-lady?
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Varian and Cassandra mailed a bunch of letters in the Corona post office.
Little did they know, Zhan Tiri was in the bottom of the mailbox.
Zhan Tiri: Varian and Cassandra WON'T have a happy wedding. Let's see how they'll react when nobody shows up!
Zhan Tiri laughed evilly.
~ ~ ~
After a while, the wedding was about to start.
Varian: After you sent all those letters, still nobody!
Cassandra: Give it time. About the only good lesson my mother taught me eons ago was good things come to those who wait…
Just then, a wormhole opened up. David, Greg, Robert, and Riley stepped out.
Robert: So this is the famous Corona?
Greg: Yep! I need to take a selfie here to prove to Francis that his vacation to Miami, Florida by the beach is nothing! I’m in a whole different time!
David: Don’t be ridiculous! I wanted to see where I can find the castle’s gold. I read it was hidden somewhere underneath the grounds of Corona!
Robert: And why did you want me here exactly?
Riley: Yeah. You interrupted our Descendants marathon!
Robert: You know… to pay respects to Cameron Boyce.
David: It was a year since he died. Let it go…
Robert: We will NOT let it go!
Riley: Speaking of which, we should see Frozen and Frozen II!
Robert: We totally should! It’s been a while!
David and Greg face-palmed as Varian and Cassandra overheard and went over.
Cassandra: David? Greg?
Varian: Robert? Riley?
Varian and Cassandra (in unison): What are you guys doing here?
David: Ohhh, not much. Just taking a little break from the modern world.
Greg: Yeaaahhhh… hearing about Kylie Jenner’s inane make-up kits from Lola really just sucks the fun outta 2020.
Varian: Who’s Kylie Jenner?
David: Forget that. I heard today was your wedding day.
Cassandra: So that’s why you’re here. Well, we could use an audience.
Varian: Yeah. Everyone’s all at Rapunzel and Eugene’s wedding.
Robert: Well, that just isn’t right!
Riley: We should cook something!
Robert: A wedding cake! Sushi! Anything!
Riley: That’ll get some people over here!
David: Well, if that fails, Greg and I could just set off some explosions in the castle. You know, at Rapunzel’s wedding…
Cassandra: Absolutely not! Though Rapunzel and I have had our differences over the years, I still care about her!
Greg: Can we at least throw water balloons?
Varian: No! We need to attract guests! Not scare them away.
David: All we’d be doing would be scaring them away from Rapunzel’s lame wedding. I bet she and Eugene made Maximus in charge of the rings. So now he’s going on some wild goose chase to find the rings. I’ve seen that before.
Cassandra: Still, no. Maybe it would be more romantic if Varian and I had a small wedding.
Varian: Yep! But we could use some good food…
Robert: Riley and I are already on it!
Sure enough, they brought out their portable kitchen and began cooking.
Riley: The wedding cake should be about ready in 20 minutes.
Robert: In the meantime, you should probably put on your wedding dress, Cassandra. Cause the ultimate Chinese buffet won’t be ready for quite some time.
Cassandra: I would. But I have no wedding dress. They’re expensive and Rapunzel is wearing the one I already called dibs on…
David: Here’s to me wishing Emma was here. Yeah, she wanted to go to some fashion show…
Cassandra: That’s okay. I don’t need one. They’re overrated anyways…
Varian: Aw, but you’d look so cute in one!
Varian: Well, let’s get this wedding started!
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In the Corona Town Hall, near Varian’s childhood home, stood Varian and Cassandra on a platform David and Greg built.
David, Greg, Robert and Riley were standing beside them in the front row.
David: Greg and I designed a robot to officiate your wedding.
A medium sized white computer like figure stood by Varian and Cassandra.
Robot: Bringing us here today is the wedding of Varian Miller and Cassandra Gothel. Who here thinks these two should not be wed?
David: Uhhh, no one!
Robot: Then you may now kiss the bride!
Varian and Cassandra kissed as Greg shot flowers out of his hand-held flower cannon he invented.
David, Robert, and Riley applauded.
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After a while, Cassandra and Varian were enjoying the wedding cake that Robert and Riley made.
Cassandra: Wow, this cake is good!
Varian: I’ll say. I had no idea Robert and Riley were such good cooks!
Cassandra: Really? You couldn’t get enough of their breakfast buffet when we crash landed in 2020…
Meanwhile, Greg, David, Robert, and Riley were enjoying the Chinese buffet Robert and Riley made.
Greg: Now this is fantastic.
David: Yeah. It’s a shame more people were at Rapunzel’s silly little wedding than Cassandra and Varian’s…
Robert: I know! There’s still a lot of food. Maybe we should take some home and give them to the rest of our family.
David: Way ahead of you!
Greg, David, Robert, and Riley took the food and left via another wormhole.
Varian and Cassandra were still enjoying the wedding cake.
Varian: And that cake was delicious!
Cassandra: I’ll say. I think we’re forgetting one thing…
Varian: That’s right! The rings! Luckily, I had enough to buy these…
Varian took out two turquoise diamond rings.
Cassandra: They’re absolutely beautiful, Varian.
Varian: And so are you!
They both hugged and kissed, then put their rings on.
Varian: Shall this marriage last til the day we die!
Just then, Rapunzel and Eugene came out in distress.
Rapunzel: Zhan Tiri crashed our wedding!
Eugene: And then she shape-shifted into her demon form. WHY, OH WHY does she keep doing that?
Cassandra: I'll take care of her.
Varian: But what about our honeymoon to Tirapai Island?
Cassandra: THIS is more important! Rapunzel and Eugene's wedding could be in trouble.
Eugene: It really is! She even spooked Maximus!
Cassandra: Okay! Varian, we'll need some of your alchemy knowledge to stop her too!
Varian: Alright! Not how I pictured our honeymoon, but okay.
Varian, Cassandra, Rapunzel, and Eugene all headed to the castle.
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They all stormed the castle. Zhan Tiri was now floating in midair and trashing everything.
Zhan Tiri: Well, well. Came back for more.
Rapunzel: NO! You need to LEAVE our wedding!
Eugene: Yeah! I don't remember inviting demon girl on here. Varian - you don't remember me inviting her?
Varian: No! You've done enough damage!
Cassandra suddenly shot out black rocks out of her hands towards Zhan Tiri, who just ducked.
Zhan Tiri: I see you STILL have those moonstone powers, Cassandra. Yes. They're useful. But attacking me serves no purpose.
Cassandra growled at Zhan Tiri.
Varian: What is she talking about STILL having moonstone powers? Cass?!
Cassandra: Never mind that! Zhan Tiri, you've messed with me, Varian, and our friends for the last time!
Varian: Right! Now take this!
Varian shot some alchemy potions from a slingshot. They all directly hit Zhan Tiri.
Zhan Tiri looked furious.
Zhan Tiri: That's IT! I'm outta here! But you'll all pay for this later!
Zhan Tiri flashed out.
Varian: NOW is it time for our honeymoon?
Cassandra: Yeah! But Raps and Eugene could use some help cleaning this place up.
Rapunzel: Thanks, Cass. But enjoy your honeymoon. Eugene and I can take it from here.
Varian: Shall we, mi-lady?
Varian took Cassandra's hand.
Cassandra: We shall!
Cassandra and Varian left the castle.
Rapunzel: They're good friends.
Eugene: Yes! Now I'm sure there's still some cake left!
Rapunzel: Oooo! Cake!
Rapunzel and Eugene got some leftover cake and began eating it.